Jalapeño Popper Dip

It's that time of the year again- Super Bowl time! The one day a year where sports enthusiasts and people that don't know the difference between a football and a futbol gather together to watch the game, halftime show and eat lots of delicious food! This year I'm even more excited for the Super Bowl because the Niners are finally back in it!! I can't wait to see Harbaugh vs Harbaugh, Kaepernick vs Flacco and to eat this dip. This dip makes me happy, maybe a little too happy because I absolutely can not stop eating it! You should make some too!

Jalapeño Popper Dip
Yield: 2 cups
Serve with your favorite beer and tortilla chips! I love Juanita's chips from Hood River!

4 ounces cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup mayonnaise (Best Foods/Hellmans)
1/2 cup sour cream 
1/2 cup grated sharp cheddar
1/4 cup grated Pepperjack
5 slices cooked and crumbled bacon
4 jalapeños, roasted, skins & seeds removed, diced into 1/4 inch pieces
1 teaspoon garlic powder

To roast jalapeños, place on a baking tray and broil about 5 minutes each side until skin is dark and brown. Remove from oven and place in a brown paper bag and close. After 10 minutes, remove jalapeños and the skins should come right off. De-stem and seed jalapeños.


Mix jalapeños with all other ingredients in a medium bowl until well combined. Spread dip into a baking dish. I like to use a small rectangular 5x7 Pyrex dish. Bake in a 350 degree oven for 20-25 minutes until top is brown and bubbly. Serve immediately!

Brunch Eggs with Green Chilies

I don't believe in diets, or fads, or deprivation. I believe in eating healthy, fresh, food as much as possible, making the right choices, not keeping junk food in my pantry and in portion control. However, I love food. I mean, I really, really, love it. So we eat burgers, pepperoni pizza, jalapeño popper dip, I cook with butter, and I have even been known to (gasp) buy my kids a happy meal from that big evil restaurant that starts with an "M". I do realize there is an obesity epidemic in this country, but there is also a laziness problem as well. My family and I are not overweight, we keep health issues like cholesterol under control, we exercise, and  we make responsible choices when it comes to food. That being said, I don't want to be told what to eat or how to eat. If your diet works for you, and you love it, great, but please quit acting like it's your religion and freaking out about every little thing.

If  you see me at the store with a loaf of wheat bread, tomatoes, bacon, chocolate ice cream, and a gallon of milk- please do not ask me any of the following questions: 1. "Are you buying/is it organic?" 2. "Do I know where that pig came from?" 3. " Does the ice cream contain corn syrup?" 4. "Do I know how bad grains are for me, my digestion, etc?" and 5. " Do I know how much sugar milk has and then reference some soy/nut/goat substitute" The basic answer to all of these questions is: I may or may not know, but it is really none of your business, so quit talking to me about my diet. I am going home to make the best meal ever, BLTS with chocolate shakes and I'm sorry that you'll never enjoy it." ( I would never really say something like that to someone but I want to, oh man, I want to.) Maybe because I live in Portlandia these questions/conversations are more abundant in my everyday life, maybe it's just my pet peeve of late, but I'm tired of it.  I am not saying that I am not concerned about where my food comes from, what goes into my body or whether or not my kids are eating nutritionally, I am simply saying enough is enough.

 Lately I've been reading a lot of blogs, restaurant reviews, etc that either apologize for the unhealthiness of a recipe or downgrade a restaurant not based on taste or service, but on the caloric content of their menu. For example, a local burger place has a few bad reviews because " while the burgers are delicious, our family could not make this a weekly dining option because of the high calories, so three stars." SERIOUSLY? Why did you take your family to a place called Killer Burger and then order a quarter pound cheeseburger with bacon and onion rings?!

Why am I telling you about/ranting about this you may ask? I am talking about this because I don't want to have to include a warning label with every recipe that I post. Caution: high fat content, high calories,  MAY MAKE YOU FAT!! That kind of thing just takes away the joy out of cooking for me. Would you want to go have a beer and have the bartender serve it to you with a note that read: " Full of carbs. Empty Calories. Have more than two and you may get a headache." Would you enjoy your beer after that? You are smart people. I have faith that you can figure out when to substitute for lower fat, when to only have one slice, etc. So from now on I am not going to say any of these things, besides what the serving size should be. Let Freedom Ring!

My mom made this recipe for Christmas breakfast in a casserole dish. She got the recipe from a co-worker, but there are similar versions all over the internet. I cut this recipe in half and baked it in a 9 inch quiche pan. If you choose to double it, just use a square 9x13 inch baking dish!

Brunch Eggs with Green Chilies
Serves 5-6 

 5 eggs
 1/4 cup flour 
1 cup cottage cheese
 1 cup shredded Pepperjack cheese
 1 4 oz can diced New Mexican green chilies (like Ortega, Trader Joes) 
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
 1/4 teaspoon salt
 1/4 cup unsalted butter

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Melt butter in baking dish in oven. In a large bowl, beat eggs until "lemony" (all mixed together a lemon yellow color). Add flour, baking powder, salt, shredded cheeses, cottage cheese and chilies. Mix together and pour into baking dish. Bake for 35 minutes or until set. Enjoy!

Smoked Salmon Mousse

Procrastination, Holidays, travel, children.... Pick your excuse, but I meant to post about this addicting mousse BEFORE Christmas and New Years Eve as an appetizer idea. I was going to scrap it for another time and then realized this appetizer would be perfect for Valentine's Day. The mousse is pink after all, and to be festive, you could cut out the puff pastry into little hearts instead of just boring old squares. Don't worry about only cooking for two people either, the mousse will keep for up to 5 days and I really don't think you will end up with much leftover anyhow. One Saturday, while our hubbies were off doing something very manly in the wilderness,like shooting at cans or trying to catch fish; a girlfriend and I ate a whole batch between us! And no,we did not save them any! To be fair, they didn't bring us back anything to eat either.... Serve with something not overly dry and not overly sweet, like a Spanish Cava (Segura Viudas). This mousse is also delicious piped on endive spears as well! Enjoy!

Smoked Salmon Mousse on Puff Pastry
Makes about 24, recipe is easily doubled

This mousse can be made the day before, which makes it an easy party appetizer! I reccomend using Trader Joes Artisan puff pastry, it's my favorite!

1 package puff pastry, thawed

1/4 # or 4 oz lox (cold, wild smoked salmon)
1/4 cup organic sour cream
1/2 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1/8 teaspoon white pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons dried dill
1/4 # or 4 ounces softened cream cheese

Blend everything but cream cheese in a food processor until smooth. Add cream cheese. Blend until smooth. Taste and adjust seasoning. If making ahead, refrigerate mousse at this point.

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay out puff pastry on work surface. Cut sheet into 3 inch squares or into shapes, like stars, hearts, etc. brush the edges lightly with water. Refrigerate puff pastry on baking sheet for 15 minutes. Remove from refrigerator and bake 15 minutes until puffed and golden brown. Put a few tablespoons of mousse on each square. Serve immediately!

Make Ahead Thanksgiving Gravy

 I am a planner in pretty much every aspect of my life, including in the kitchen. When it comes to holiday meals or parties I like to do as much ahead of time as possible. For a meal like Thanksgiving, it is essential to be organized and efficient if you want to get all the food out on time, piping hot. Even the calmest of kitchens can get a little crazy between making sure the casseroles all get cooked, the turkey isn't dry , the potatoes are mashed, and the ham gets glazed....You should/want/desire to be feeling THANKFUL but wind up cursing and yelling at your sister to throw you the potholder! (Or does this only happen in my kitchen Thanksgiving morning?)

Over the years, I've tried making a few different gravies for Thanksgiving, traditional ones made with the neck and giblet of the turkey, a gravy with chicken stock and cognac, and one with a roux and pan drippings. They were all tasty; but didn't make enough quantity for leftovers and more importantly couldn't be made ahead of time. So while the rest of the food was sitting there getting cold--- I was at the stove vigorously whisking up a gravy.  For me, it was the most frustrating part of Thanksgiving. Last year, I even thought of just using store bought gravy, but really, the gravy is the star of the Thanksgiving table. The gravy makes the meal and I wanted a good one! In the past, I noticed that my mother in law always had plenty of gravy to go around and I really enjoyed it; so I asked her for her recipe and she happily obliged. The best part of this recipe is that it can be made ahead of time, frozen, and reheated on the stove! This is my second year making it and I love how that small but very significant part of the Thanksgiving table is now stress-free!

Another tip for a relaxing Thanksgiving? Have whoever didn't help with cooking ( usually the guys enjoying their 5 hours of football on the couch) do the cleanup, and go have a glass of wine!

Gravy
makes 4 cups
Adapted from www.mealsthatmatter.org

A Food processor and immersion blender are suggested for this recipe. If you don't have those kitchen tools available, you can use a blender.

Ingredients:

2 carrots, peeled and chopped into 1/2 inch pieces
2 ribs celery, peeled and chopped into 1/2 inch pieces
2 small yellow onions, roughly chopped into 1/2 inch pieces
4 cups low sodium chicken broth (I use Better Than Bullion)
4 cups low sodium beef broth (I use Better Than Bullion)
6 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 cup unbleached all purpose flour
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
10 whole black peppercorns
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper

In a food processor, pulse carrots, celery, and onion in about 5 quick pulses until they are in tiny 1/8 inch pieces. In a large, heavy pot, heat butter over medium high heat until butter starts foaming. Add vegetables and cook, stirring frequently, until vegetables are well browned, about 20 minutes. Reduce the heat to medium and add flour. Stir constantly until the rough is a deep golden brown, about 5 minutes. Whisking constantly, add broth and bring to a boil. Skim off any foam that forms on the surface. Reduce heat to medium low and add thyme, peppercorns, and bay leaves. Simmer, stirring on the stove until gravy is reduced and thickened, about 45 minutes. When gravy is a nice consistency, remove bay leaves, then take immersion blender and blend vegetables into the gravy until all vegetables and peppercorns are incorporated. Season with salt and pepper. Serve or let cool and freeze.

To reheat add frozen gravy to a large pot with 2 tablespoons of water over medium heat. If gravy separates continue to whisk until reincorporated. Serve hot and enjoy!

Slow Cooker Soy Ginger Chicken Linguine

                                                                
Random things I am currently obsessed with: lamb gyros, rose gold jewelry, intarsia sweaters, and cooking in my slow cooker. My slow cooker or as it is better known in my house by the label of crock pot, was a wedding gift; a 4 qt Red Rival that does a fantastic job. However, it is starting to show signs of use and is sometimes a little too small.....This fact became laughably apparent last month when I made a chili and spent most of the time hovering around trying to keep the lid secure and all the ingredients inside the pot. (Thus defeating the greatest benefit of cooking with a crockpot, the "fix it and forget about it" aspect!) Right now I have my eye on this 6 Qt beauty Here at Target.(Hint, hint, Merry Christmas!) Over the years, my crockpot has been put to use at least a few times a year for dinners like beef stew, carnitas, and stroganoff; but until now I didn't really use it routinely. Now I find that if I put it to use at least once a week it cuts down on my stress level, frees up time, and provides a hot and filling meal for my family with plenty of leftovers for eating or freezing. 

 This recipe is adapted from a similar one on Martha Stewart.com except that I changed it quite a bit and made it into a pasta dish. The chicken part of the recipe on it's own would be good served over rice as well.

Soy Ginger Chicken Linguine

For chicken:

8-9 chicken thighs, bone in and skin removed 
2 medium carrots, thinly sliced into rounds
1/2 cup chopped cilantro
1/4 red onion, chopped
2 green onions, thinly sliced
2 inch piece ginger, peeled and minced
5 garlic cloves, thinly sliced
2 tablespoons dark brown sugar
1/3 cup soy sauce
1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon ground coriander

Garnishments: 

1/4 cup chopped cilantro
2 green onions sliced
1/2 cup unsalted peanuts, chopped

For Linguine:

1 lb linguine
2 tablespoons sesame oil
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
2 tablespoons soy sauce


In a slow cooker, combine all ingredients for chicken, minus the garnishments.  Cook on low 
until chicken is falling apart,  about 5 hours. Remove bones and any little fatty skin bits. Turn the cooker to warm and start on the pasta portion.

Cook pasta until al Dente in a large pot of salted, boiling water and drain. In the same pot over medium heat, add the sesame oil. When you start to smell the sesame oil, about a minute, add red pepper flakes, cook 1 minute and add soy sauce. Add slow cooker chicken and then linguine.. Mix together until well combined. Top with garnishments and serve!

Coast Food

Last November, my mom and stepdad bought a house in Lincoln City on the Oregon Coast. Forever dubbed "The Coast House" by my 4 year old, it is a home they hope to retire to; but for now it is a place where we can gather with family and get away from it all. Although, only 80 miles from Portland, when I visit , I feel a world away. A house where bacon is cooked up every morning, without concern to waistlines or cholesterol. A place where the biggest worry is deciding what to cook or where to eat..... Seahawk Bread and chowder from Tidal Raves? Fish and Chips from Gracie's or J's? Or should we just pick up some fresh caught seafood at Barnacle Bills? I'm not kidding,  these are serious Coast House decisions! However, there are a few staple meals that I usually prepare on our visits, here are two of them:

Smoked Salmon Pasta

I make this pasta both in full fat and reduced fat versions. I haven't noticed a huge difference in taste between them, however the full fat version creates a smoother, creamier sauce. If entertaining, I would suggest using whole fats, but feel free to substitute for non fat choices. This recipe easily doubles to feed a crowd as well. When I feel like splurging, I also double the amount of smoked salmon. (That doesn't hurt as well.)

* make sure to use cold smoked salmon (lox). Do not use hot, canned, or hardwood smoked salmon or your pasta will be far too salty.

16 ounces penne pasta

4 ounces cold smoked salmon (lox), chopped into small pieces.

1 small yellow onion, finely diced

4 cloves garlic, pressed or very finely minced

2 1/2 tablespoons tomato paste

1 cup heavy cream

1 8 ounce package cream cheese, cubed & at room temperature. 

1 teaspoon salt

1/4 cup dry white wine; Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigo

2 1/2 tablespoons tomato paste

2 tablespoons olive oil

* optional grated Parmesan

Bring a large pot of boiling, salted water to a boil. Cook pasta to Al Dente. Meanwhile, heat olive oil in a large sauté pan over medium heat. Add onion and sauté until cooked to a light golden brown color about 10 minutes. Add garlic, cook one minute. Add white wine, and cook until slightly reduced, 3-4 minutes. Add the cream cheese and continuously stir until fully incorporated, then add the cream. Add tomato paste and stir. Add smoked salmon and continue cooking and stirring, until sauce is thick and creamy. Remove from heat and add hot penne pasta. Mix together. Serve with a little grated Parmesan sprinkled on top and enjoy!

Steamed Clams and Mussels

This is a very simple recipe and can be used for both mussels and clams. With mussels, instead of wine, I like to use beer. Choose a non hoppy, malty beer, like an amber ale. I suggest Widmer Drop Top Amber Ale.

3 tablespoons Salted butter

3 cloves garlic, finely minced

1/2 cup dry white wine ( if using mussels, substitute amber ale )

3 pounds clams or mussels in shell

Melt butter in a heavy pot over medium heat. Add garlic and cook 1-2 minutes. Add wine and bring to a boil. Add shellfish and cover with a lid, cook about 5 minutes until shells are opened. Discard any unopened shellfish.

Beer Bars

My Husband....

I have to admit something to you. I have become a beer snob. Being a snob about anything isn't exactly flattering, so this isn't something that I am especially proud of, but somehow, someway, it just happened. I realized this blight on my character a few Fridays ago as I drove 12 miles in traffic with the rain pouring down to get my growler filled. There are perfectly good grocery stores down the street from my house, but I wanted fresh beer, damn't. (see, this is the extent to which I will go for my beer.) Sometimes I drive my poor husband a little crazy in my quest for not only fresh beer, but "special" beers, making him drive across town because I heard such and such a place has ___ beer on tap.  How this happened to a girl from California who grew up drinking Coors Light out of cans on canal banks I'll never know, but it is what it is. The only good thing about this is that at least I can share some of my favorite beer watering holes with you.....

Saraveza

This Cozy little spot in North Portland has some of the coolest tabletops in town, a constantly changing tap selection that will satisfy any beer geek, a refrigerator full of rare bottled beers for sale, and homemade jalapeño poppers. Once a month they even give away free bacon with your pint of beer! What's not to like?

Apex

This SE PDX beer bar isn't exactly my kind of place atmosphere-wise. Think pinball machines, heavy metal, and graffitied restrooms. (My husband loves it of course.) However, the 50 tap beer selection (which is displayed on flatscreens above the bar)can't be beat. Before going I don't even need to check my Taplister app to see what they are serving, because I know they are going to have more than enough good stuff on tap to choose from.

Produce Row

The enclosed back patio of this place is the real draw for me here. In the Winter, they have heaters set up, so you can enjoy your pint without a jacket. The beer menu has a few choices of each style, and I just adore their whiskey and beer pairings. You feel equally at home here with a large group or on a date.

whiskey & beer pairing

Mainbrew

This blog post might be insinuating to the contrary, but having two energetic (but adorable) little girls, leaves little time to be out and about beer tasting. Luckily, there is a homebrew supply store close to my husband's work that has over 300 different types of local and hard to find bottled beers as well as 6 rotating taps. They almost always have a keg of Boneyard (my current favorite brewery) on tap for growler filling. If you can't decide on a beer, they also sell grenades (32 ouncers). Mainbrew's staff is friendly and knowledgable, beer is categorized into sections based on style, and they even have a kid's play area so you can take your time browsing! Thursday evenings they offer "Thirsty Thursday" beer tastings!